Hmm .. wOt shud i start with today ? Its now 11.23pm and I cant get my bloody big eyes to close so here i am typing away on the comp . Nothing much happened today actually . Went to Ah Li's house juz now and then before coming back went to Jumbrella to buy some buns for my bro's breakfast tomoro morning but in the end it all ended up in my dad and bro's tummy once i got back . Oh ya i called Melvin and talked quite a bit juz now and i was trying to worm him into buying me some stuff in which he replied by sayin " Tomoro early a bit ok ? " and i kinda said " Ok tomoro early morning i find u " which resulted in him going " Er .... " Hahaha ~ Well anyway i asked him to get his guitar here to Sibu and play a few songs for me and he said no way im gonna play in front of u Peg . So i kinda said then play behind me Lor ! Hahahaha Anyway , im kinda not feeling well these few days . I think i got the Flu . Anyone know any ways  of curing my sickness ? And NO i do not like chicken soup and please dont tell me i hafto stay in bed Coz stayin in bed makes it worst . I think my bed hates mE  Aaaanyway ~ I don have much to say too at the moment . So i guess its time for me to go rest my lil head on the big fluffy pillow of mine ! Maybe i shud smoke a ciggie b4 sleeping ... Or mayb not ? ......... * Still wondering *

Every time I go to Parkson, I'm bound to encounter at least one lesbian couple. Today was no exception, I saw two ladies holding hands. Guys, start heaving a sigh of disappointment at yourselves because I've been noticing more and more beautiful ladies turning lesbian.
When my friend and I walked past them, I turned to her and told her about my meeting lesbians every time I go to Parkson . I pointed them out to her, and she said maybe they're friends. Then I said: "Really? Let's hold hands and see." I tried grabbing her hand but she quickly recoiled saying "Woi! Don wan!" Haha! XD I said: "See? Even if we've been friends for almost 5 years we feel weird holding hands, so they're most likely a lesbian couple."  We continued walking and I suddenly remembered the time she bluffed me that she was a lesbian, and I really believed her! Actually it was my own stupid idea, something I said out of cheekiness. We were online and I think I said something like: "Aiyah, men are so difficult, we become lesbians lah! Hahahaa!!" Then she replied: "Actually. . . " and I was like what? Then she proceeded to tell me that she is actually a lesbian, and she didn't know how to tell me, but decided that now was a good time. I was so shocked and was in denial at first, saying we've known each other for so long, why didn't you tell me anything? You must be bluffing me. But she said no, I'm not, I'm really a lesbian.
I was quiet for a moment, while that 'revelation' sank in. I started asking who's her partner, was it so and so? Then she started laughing and said GOTCHA!!  Ooooooooohh, I fell for it hook line and sinker!!! Damn it, I believed such a thing! Trust my friend to be able to make my jokes or whatever I do backfire. Which was exactly what happened just now. After I reminded her of the time I believed she was a lesbian, she said okay lah, let's hold hands darling! She grabbed my arm and put her head on my shoulder, and it was my turn to go "Woi!! Don wan don wan!!" XD Okay, now it's confirmed, I'm straight!!

When I'm home, I can

Go out for lunch in the same t shirt I wore to sleep, haha! And sleep again after that.
Drive the car and terrorize people on the road
Read a book in peace

Fall asleep while watching TV
Blast trance and classical music on the hi-fi and turn my room into a disco, hahaha!!
Wear shorts sandals or Pj’s  whenever I wanna  
Not worry about my messy hair
Switch my handphone off
Eat good food, and eat whatever I feel like.

Meet people I know at nearly every place I go.

Download songs like it's the end of the world.

Be myself. Be with family.

Do what I like, not what other people expect of me to do.

Ah yes, home brings out the beach bum in me =) You can take the girl off the island, but you can't take the island out of the girl. . . Oh yeah

Why is it that I have to act happy when im actually not ? Why cant I jus show to them tat im not happy today ? Why do I have to pretend to be happy ? Why Why Why ? So many questions .. with no answers … Sometimes .. I just wish tat Everything is Over and that it’s the end of the world . Getting more and more depressed lately for a Very particular reason . Well .. Maybe one day all this will end and I can smile once again the smile I missed so much . Ok I don even know wad im saying here anymore I guess its time I go offline and finish my Bloooody assignment before its too late . I have around 10 more hours till the sun shines again . So wish me luck ? C ya then

I've just finished two assignments in two days and I feel like a zombie. Rarely would I procrastinate and put off my assignments till the very last minute, but this I did it because I just wasn't in the mood to do it before. Furthermore, I didn't know what my question wanted, haha .  My desk at the time being looks like a tornado struck it and blew my papers all around . At the moment, I feel weird, lack of sleep and brain cells worked overtime.

Here are some collections of conversations when I told mah frenz tat I bought pepper spray

First and foremost, during the buying process

Me :        How long can this thing last?
Andrea :  You can spray it up to 14 times, but it depends on how long u press
Me:         Wow, 14 times, that's a lot! Can I test it out?
Andrea : If u wanna test it out, go out to the padang in front of the police 

              Hq. Or better yet go test it out on Billy .
Me:         Haha!!
S. Ling :  14 times ah? That means to make my money's worth I should spray 

               at least 14 times aRh ?
Andrea : Hello!! You should be praying that you will never have to use it all!
S. Ling :  Oh yeah hor. . .
Me :        Hahahahahaa!!!!

When promoting the pepper spray I bought to friends

Me:        Look, I bought pepper spray.
Friends: Serious!?!? Wow, haha, now you can use it to spray Billy .

Me:       *thinking* Why does everybody want to pepper spray him?!?

Promoting it to guy friends:

Me:         Look guys, do you wanna buy pepper spray?
Ah Bee :  Why the heck do I need pepper spray for? To spray myself issit??

               * Does sprayin action to his eyes *
Me:         No lah! You can buy it for your girl friend lah or sis ma ~
Ah Bee :  Hoo! I buy it for my girlfriend so she can spray me in the eyes la ??
Me:         Haha! That's your own problem lah! Hey Ah Boy u wan to buy ?
Ah BOy : Me? I'm not a girl. . .
Me :       Ah but still some guys might try molest u so that's when the pepper

              spray would come in handy maRh ~
Ah Boy : Err, no thanks!
Me:        *turns to Ah Bee with the pepper spray and pretends to spray him

                while makin sprayin sounds *
Ah Bee : *flinches away* Eh, you're not really spraying it right?!? You're

               makin tat sound urself right ? so real aRh ?
Me:          Muahahahahaaa!!! XD